jesuschristvevo:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

openareas:

suburbantragic:

d0gbl0g:

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

wat

I am no longer afraid to die. 

I don’t normally reblog things with this many notes but I have to say publicly that whoever made this should get some kind of White House commendation. 

Saw this while lurking on reddit and nearly died.

soulcrasher:

xxx

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

teeheehaha-ara:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

jaba-the-slut:

PLOT TWIST.

this is incredible

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING

So this happened today HAJSHVKEHWHAIS

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

oh my god

cameraassistants: